Being a boyfriend seems like a ton of work

I came across this a few days ago and was wondering, does this essentially sum up what you have to do as a boyfriend? I'm almost 29, never been in relationship, am basically a man-child and just in case I ever get my shit together, I would like to use this reference hah. Is there anything to add or delete?

When she stares at your mouth
 Kiss her
 
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she
 thinks shes stronger than you
 Grab her and don't let go
 
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
 Kiss her and tell her you love her
 
When she's quiet
 Ask her whats wrong
 
When she ignores you
 Give her your attention
 
When she pulls away
 Pull her back
 
When you see her at her worst
 Tell her she's beautiful
 
When you see her start crying
 Just hold her and don't say a word
 
When you see her walking
 Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
 
When she's scared
 Protect her
 
When she steals your favorite hoodie
 Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
 
When she teases you
 Tease her back and make her laugh
 
When she doesn't answer for a long time
 reassure her that everything is okay
 
When she looks at you with doubt
 Back yourself up
 
When she says that she loves you
 she really does more than you can understand
 
When she grabs at your hands
 Hold her's and play with her fingers
 
When she bumps into you;
 bump into her back and make her laugh
 
When she tells you a secret
 keep it safe and untold
 
When she looks at you in your eyes
 dont look away until she does
 
When she says it's over
 she still wants you to be hers
 
When she reposts this bulletin
 she wants you to read it
 
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
 - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
 - When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
 - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
 -Treat her like she's all that matters to you
 - Stay up all night with her when she's sick
 - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
 - Give her the world.
 - Let her wear your clothes
 -When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
 -Let her know she's important.
 - Don't talk about other girls around her
 - Kiss her in the pouring rain
 - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
 "Whose ass am i kicking baby?"

Took a lot of crap as a little boy
Always had to fight back as a little boy
Always under attack as a little boy
Never got good grades as a little boy
I was locked in a cage as a little boy
Still I never was afraid as a little boy
When you're living in a dream as a little boy
Ain't nothing like it seems as a little boy

Learned how to lose as an older man
Felt a lot of pain as an older man
Learned what a girl was as an older man
Now i know how to love as an older man
But i'm still a big kid as an older man
I'd much rather give as an older man
Still i'm singin' in the rain as an older man
Ain't nothing gonna change as an older man



To be honest, I dont really care about Japan...

My family has and always will consider Kolkata India as their hometown. This wasn't b/c India is so great that they just had to leave China for the curry; they were running from the brutal Japanese invaders. See Nanking Massacre, which most Japanese claim did not happen even to this day.

I guess my great grandparents and grandparents were running from the boogie man and twas he who set fire to their homes. If you didn’t know about the attrocities during the Japanese occupation of China, here’s a few disturbing images that apparently did not happen. http://www.princeton.edu/~nanking/

On a "Oh the humanity" scale, I care... really I do. Its not like I'm cheering about the events unfolding in Japan nor am I hoping for the death toll to rise.

However, I don’t quite share the same feelings right now as the majority that are saying oh so sweet and innocent Japan you don’t deserve it b/c you are the most perfect country in the world. Though it sounds insanely idiotic and insensitive, A part of me echoes the sentiments in some parts of China right now, which apparently is… karma’s a mother fuckin bitch.

I know some will consider this entry seriously fucked up. Well I consider committing mass genocide and never owning up to it seriously fucked up. I guess it evens things out.

Christmas Time Memories or lack thereof

If you're asian and you live in North America and your family doesn't celebrate the holidays but you dont know why... here's the answer. THEY'RE CHEAP! Lights, the hydro bill for those lights, gifts, Kenny G Christmas CD's just aren't worth the expenditure in the eyes of traditional old school thinking Asians.

Growing up in a very traditional Chinese household in Canada, the holidays always sucked b/c Christmas was never celebrated b/c of my frugal folks.  At school, the stories we read and the things the pasty white kids would say would put these grandeur thoughts in my head of beautifully decorate trees, delectable cookies and a jolly fat guy coming down my chimney with a gift for you on Christmas morning.

I thought I'd try my hand at this beleif in Santa thing and went so far as to write to the fat fuck too. Little did I know that the pricks at Canada Post sent a standardized reply to any miniature imbecile dumb enough to write and send a letter to a postal code that read H0H-0H0. That shit gave me hope.  I waited all night that Christmas eve in 1990 and all I witnessed through the windows were the other families on the block opening their gifts. That was the day, the bitter and cynical Kev was born

I wanted a Power Wheels Jeep so badly. Yes, I know they were as much as Hyundai back then but it was an effin motorized full sized toy for little twerps like me. Who wants to be sucker pedaling on a bike on his own power. That’s queerer than a 3 dollar bill.  I wanted to roll like this happy white kid who looks like a straight up pimp. That girl sitting on the passenger side certainly ain't messin with no scrub.

I would have given anything for a Power Wheels Jeep. Even if a child predator approached me and offered me the mere prospect of getting one, I would have hopped in their creepy van.

I asked my parents whey they never bought just me a power wheels jeep and their reason… they didn’t want growing up to be a fatass hah. Oh the things cheap Chinese parents say to their young.

What was that one item that you wanted sooo badly but never got on Christmas morning?

Rallies to rid the neighborhood of sex offenders

Ever notice it’s almost always the individuals that are least likely to get raped that show up to these events…and are the most vocal?

Most are really old and some are just flat out freaky looking. I’m pretty sure a convicted sex offender wouldn’t want to go back to prison for good over a piece of 50+ year old wrinkled ass.

You can pretty much cross rape off the list of crimes that could be committed against you when you hit a certain age. At that point, you’re almost hoping someone would touch your genitals.

I know… someone will bring up the point about the threat to young children. Well fuck you… Its called being a parent and keeping an eye on them. Spend time with the runts… they’ll thank you later in the form of NOT becoming a future sex offender themselves or shooting their classmates.

Most convicted sex offenders are usually small pathetic creatures anyways with small girlish hands so they were most likely raped in jail and dubbed a “Punkfaggot.  One word not two… pretty self explanatory. They probably can’t do taxes like Andy from Shawshank to get out of a prison raping either.

I wonder how someone would classify them as a high risk to re-offend. Is the punkfaggot dumb enough to answer “maybe” to the question of “Are you going to re-offend?” at his parole board hearing? 

And if they’re old Asian people in the crowd at these rallies, its b/c they found out about the free coffee and pastries as they are usually the one’s smiling in the background during such an event.  

http://www.canada.com/theprovince/news/story.html?id=a3f8ef5e-893a-43b7-9b69-593e5357c0fe

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harsh – before you type that or have a comment remotely similar to that. Read my other garbage entries and you’ll notice a trend ;)